![]() Then there’s the 1965 horror comedy DEMON HUNTER: THE LEGEND OF BLOOD MOUNTAIN, which is in my humble opinion the absolute worst movie nobody has ever heard of. If that’s not enough, we will also be showing 1977’s YETI, GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY in which a 50-foot Oak Ridge Boy with the world’s largest mullet runs wild in downtown Toronto. It even features a dance sequence set to the tune of Paul Anka’s timeless classic “Do the Jellyfish.” This obscure 1965 schlocker is about a lovesick were-jellyfish terrorizing a group of twenty-somethings in the Florida Everglades. The inaugural event’s line-up will include (courtesy of the fine folks at Something Weird Video) the world’s first and only jellyfish man movie STING OF DEATH. From noon until sometime around 2 am, those that attend will be subjected to almost 14 non-stop hours of cinematic schlock all of which have been hand selected by yours truly. SCHLOCKTOBERFEST 2003: SCHLOCK & AWE will take place Saturday, October 18th in Long Beach, Mississippi on the USM-Long Beach campus. Hey, I sat through PINOCCHIO and KANGAROO JACK for you people so dammit you can allow me a cheap plug! For those of you unaware, I am the organizer of a new bad movie film festival set to debut this fall. ![]() SPOILER WARNING!!!īefore we begin, I have a cheap plug to get out of the way. I’ll let him explain it to you after he gets a little unsightly begging out of the way upfront. So what’s he up to this time? A direct to video masterpiece, according to him. Yet, somehow, amazingly, this guy takes direct hit after direct hit to the cinematic nuts and lives to tell the tale. Ten minutes in, my brain actually crawled out of my skull and ran screaming from the room. I tried to watch Benigni’s PINOCCHIO recently, recalling his hilarious review for it at the start of the year, but I couldn’t do it. This guy just heaps the abuse on himself. That’s all I can say most days I have a Foywonder review waiting in the mailbox. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
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